me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY
Because we’ll need them too.
#I loved this SO MUCH #like this is the same steve who got in fights with dudes twice his size because they were talking in the movie theater #you know? #like there’s so much to steve #he’s great at tactics and planning #and he cares SO MUCH about so much #but also? he’s really fighty and MAD #you know?? #like he does not back down from ANYTHING #and it’s equal parts bravery and fuck you #love him (via)
the last one though lol
my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!”
how in the fuck
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa