one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
I’ve reblogged this before but there are some new ones!
These are awesome
The frog at 18 seconds sounds horrified of the cat.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOATS
GOATS AREN’T REAL
The dog at 39 seconds sounds like a human screaming so hypothetically you could murder a guy and blame the screams on your dog when the neighbours ask.
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
Must reblog Black Widow. Always.
I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
Doctor Who Meme || 2/8 scenes
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!